Melanie: Okay, ready? 1, 2, 3!
Chick 2: Ouch, careful, girls! You two are squinching me in the middle!
Chick 3: (thinking) If I had a good shot at this, I'll be on MaxChick magazine this season!
Chick 1: (thinking) Oops, sorry, pal. I just can't help but be the star of the cameras...