Where are the reindeer? They are late!
I'm calling my union rep filled with hate!
The pay is lousy and the sled too small.
My hat's in my eyes, but that ain't all!
It's 28 degrees and I'm old and have to pee.
At 13 years is this how it's gonna to be?
Find those Animals! I mean now!
The snow is coming and I'll need a plow.
My ample rump is stuck to this seat.
My tummy is grumbling and I need a treat!
Lead the Parade, well of course I will,
but first I have some reindeer to kill!