vincenta123v1977 Vincenta Hunt View My photos "What Goes Around Comes around" 35 years old Location: Queens Hollis Views: 1124 Last Login: 3/26/2007   Why Men Can Pee Standing Up? God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so, he thought he might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things. He had leftwas a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up."It's a very handy thing", God told them", and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it". Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged,"oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee steanding up.Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away- laughting with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve," well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left". "What's it called?" asked Eve, "Brains," said God LOL Vincenta's Interests Introduce Yourself: Hello, everyone i am an 29 single College student, from N.YC.queens. I attented Herkimer County Community College. My major is Forensic Investingatin. I have no children, and no man Favorite Quote: Let sleeping Dogs lie Rules I live by: Sleep with one man. Be respectful to my self and family. Keep a clean house. Do my homework visit my family once every 2 weeks drive with a seatbelt drive by the rules get married have children Interests & Hobbies: talk on the phone and have fun TV Shows: Good times, fullhouse, harry potter mtv, vh1, nscsi, csi N.Y,csi, law and order svu Favorite Music & Bands: jagged edge, Jazz,R&B, church music, ect Favorite Movies: scary & horra movies Favorite People You Know: family, friends, Favorite Celebrities: all Favorite Reads: all

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