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danette ortega View My photos
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"hi guyz!
need more frndz!, add me up! tenx.."
29 years old
Location: davao
Views: 2874
Last Login: 5/5/2011
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About Me |
ME is 65% human 45% animal..(joke)
me is the same as ever.... bit change.. stupidity no more...
bit naughty still.. hehe!... if anybody interest me... i will go for it! thats me!
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oh life! |
there are times we treat life like a door which won't open no
matter how hard we PUSH! we don't notice the huge sign that says "PULL" same thing with life. We struggle, we push hard til we're tired, hurt, bruised & wounded. we forgot there's a better way: SURRENDER, LET GO AND LET GOD! |
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meeeee:
cool..... can find me a frndly but time demanding..
easy to deal with.... |
Favorite Quote:
"You can't leave footprints if u walk on tiptoe"
this is what life means...
"You can never get what you want
if u are too scared to get hurt" |
Rules I live by:
i want to live happily.... so keep n' smiling... |
Interests & Hobbies:
i like camporee..... and love motorbike driving....
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TV Shows:
Ghost whisperer |
Favorite Music & Bands:
always be my baby by David cook |
Favorite Movies:
horror movies... any adventures will do..
i also like korean lovestories very touching! huhu |
Favorite People You Know:
...YOU... |
Favorite Celebrities:
hmmm..... myself... hekhek... |
Favorite Reads:
book of knowledge... toink! lol |
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new element of periodic table |
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element
: WOMEN
Symbol
: WO+
Atomic mass
: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be
great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD
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