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danette ortega View My photos
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"hi guyz!
need more frndz!, add me up! tenx.."
25 years old
Location: davao
Views: 1169
Last Login: 7/10/2007
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About Me |
ME is 65% human 45% animal..(joke)
me is the same as ever.... bit change.. stupidity no more...
bit naughty still.. hehe!... if anybody interest me... i will go for it! thats me!
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oh life! |
how amazing u are..
from adolescense to a mature stage! |
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| danette's Interests
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meeeee:
cool.... but amaw sumtimes... can find me a frndly lady..
easy to deal with.... |
Rules I live by:
i want to live happily.... so keep n' smiling... |
Interests & Hobbies:
i like camporee..... and love motorbike driving....
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TV Shows:
TFC maybe... ano ba yan.... hehe! |
Favorite Music & Bands:
InoJ, MYMP.. |
Favorite Movies:
texas chainsaw massacre and texas chainsaw the beginning.
saw part 1 to 3..... |
Favorite Celebrities:
hmmm..... my own daw... |
Favorite Reads:
book of knowledge... toink! lol |
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new element of periodic table |
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element
: WOMEN
Symbol
: WO+
Atomic mass
: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be
great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD
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wowowee
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bleeH! ...
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how bout this!
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i'm going 2 a parlor anywayz hehe!
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heard sumthing....
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cool site huh!
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whattah pose!
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