okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
Post This
1 hour- You'll have bad sex
20 min - Your crush will kiss you
15min - Your crush will tongue you
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under 2 min - You will stay with your
crush forever
repost this as
NASTY SEX JOKE
Posted by: skuld1 2007-04-21
sexy
send this to everyone on ur list
Including person who sent it to u
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hey thanks for the add im kinda new hear i use my space a lot more than this one but thanks
Posted by: skuld1 2007-04-09
Thanx 4 da add! Just wanted to say what it do and show sum luv on your page. Holla back at cha gurl from the A Z!
Posted by: desert_mirage 2007-04-09
Thanks for the invite sand finding me! I guess y0u viewed my profile page & gather u see I design jewelry, that is my main source of income since I am disaabled & no longer work, I have been des. over 15 yrs and disabled 4+. Not to sound pushy, but with any serious designer, advertising for new customers is always a priority, so if you have not yet looked at my albums here- Beadfuldelights, please take a minute to , I only have 1/4 of my spring/summer pieces on because I have a big show in June and since all are 1 of a kind, I don't want them seen yet! So if you would be willing to pass my site on to any friends/family u think might be interested, would be greatly appreciated. I know there are no prices, but believe me they are not as high as you think they mught be, plus all P.T. members get 20% off 1st purchase, so that is some incentive-LOL.
So how come no pic of u? What do u do? there is so little info about you! So how about some info on u?
Thanks again and chat soon---Anna
Posted by: beadfuldelights 2007-04-09