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"♠ antes de inventarse el amor yo ya te estaba amando, ni el amor de romeo y julieta fue tan grande♠


Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

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Location: mil-town 414

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WAS GOOD PEOPLE MY NAME IS VANESSA . IM CURRENTY IN MIL-TOWN 414 AREA. I WAS BORN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFAS. ~310~ I AM ACURRENT STUDENT AT VERITAS HIGH SCHOOL, AND I PLAN TO GO BACK TO LA TO GO TO UCLA. IM GONNA BE A LAYWER.(SI DIOS KIERE) I AM FROM PALOS ALTOS JALISCO. HOPEFULLY I WILL GO BACK AND VISIT SOON. I MISS MIS PRIMAZ. WELL THAT MOST OF MY LIFE LOL IF U WANNA BE FRIENDS OR TALK HOOK ME UP PEACE ♠ ♥






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...::About Me::...<3
Full Name:Vanessa G
Eye Color:green blue
Hair Color:brown
Height:5.5
Shoe Size:9 1/2
Ring Size:dont wear any.
Heritage:Mexicana
Graduating Year:come to my grad n find out
Birthdate:12/31
Zodiac Sign:capricorn
...::Firsts::...<3
Concert:el guero y su banda los centenarios
Best Friend:who do i trust.. no one.. im my own best friend lol
Crush:ehem... none right now
Pet:hamster
Sport:soccer
...::Have You Ever::...<3
Sky Dived:no
Bungee Jumped:no
Gone out of the Country:yes many times
Beaten Someone Up:yep
Gotten Beat Up:no
Killed an Animal:no
Swam in the Ocean:yes in LA my home town
Broke the Law:its not illegal until u get shot
Smoked:no
Chewed Tobacco:no
Drank:hehehehe
Been Kissed:..the truth.. no
Been In Love:yes
Dumped Someone:no
Been Dumped:yes
Broken Someone's heart:no
Had Your Heart Broken:..yea
Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back:yea
Broken A Bone:no
Had Surgery:yes
Had an X-ray or MRI:yes
Failed a Class:yes
...::Favorites::...<3
Color:pink,white,black,red.
Food:pizza
Drink:hmm water
Snack:peanuts
Cereal:cocoa puffs
Ice Cream:cookies n cream
Candy:loli pops
Restaurant:jalisco
Fast Food Place:none
Store:fashion bug
Animal:dolfin
Quote:"who do i trust... me.. no one else.. tony montana bit***"
Sport To Play:soccer
Sport To Watch:soccer
Movie:scare face and blood in blood out
TV Show:anythin that aint borrin
Type Of Music:all kinds reggeton y musica mexicana
Band:mana
Singer: me lol
Song:a puro dolor
...::This//Or//That::...<3
Pepsi or Coke:none
Vanilla or Chocolate:both
Cake or Ice Cream:both
McDonalds or Burger King:none
Love or Money:love
Music or TV:muisc
Cat or Dog:cat purrRRrrRrr
Mom or Dad:mom
Truck or Car:truck (hello.. im mexican)
Ocean or Lake:ocean
Yahoo or Hotmail:yahoo
Google or AJ:google
Light or Dark:dark
Country or City:country
Rain or Sunshine:rain.. that way no one knows im cryin
...::The Opposite Sex::...<3
First Thing You Notice:eyes
Personality or Looks:personality
Hair Color:black
Eye Color:brown
Short or Tall:tall
Romanic or Spontaneous:both
Sense of Humor or Sweet:both
Hook up or Relationship:relationship
...::Currently::...<3
Feeling:ok
Listening To:promiscuous girl
Wanna:be home
Doing Besides Typing:listenin to music
Thinking About:foodim hungry
Wearing:jeans and white tee
In Love:maybe
Single:hehehe..
Best Friends:everyone who knows me or wants to be my friend
...::The Future::...<3
Career:lawyer singer artist or ... a cow girl in mexico .. which ever comes first
Marriage:one day
Kids:one day 1-4

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WELL I WAS BORN IN LA DEC. 31.
WHEN I WAS 3 WE MOVED TO COMPTON.
WHEN I WAS 6 WE CAME TO MILWAUKEE AND I STARTED SCHOOL N EVERYTHING
WHEN I WAS 7 WE GOT OUR CURRENT HOME.
WHEN I WAS 9 I HAD MY FIRST BF.. AND HE BROKE MY HEART.
WHEN I WAS 10 I GOT MY FIRST BIKE
WHEN I WAS 11 I STARTED WORKING WITH MY DAD FIXING HOUSES.
WHEN I WAS 14 I WAS ONE OF THE POPULAR KIDS IN THE SCHOOL. WHEN I WAS 15 I HAD MY QUINCENERA AND WHEN I WAS 16 I HAD MY HEART BROKEN. BUT LIFE GOES ON AND I'LL SURVIVE


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PALOS ALTOS JALISCO IS A SMALL RANCH ONE HOUR AWAY FROM GUADALAJARA. THE OTHER CLOSEST TOWN IS IXLAUACAN DEL RIO. MY GRANDPARENTS AND MOST OF MY FAMILY LIVE THERE. MY MOM AND DAD MET THERE AND EVENTUALLY GOT MARRIED. MOST OF THE FAMILES THERE ARE ETHER, ARIAS, GONZALEZ,SANCHEZ,MORA, OR HERNANDEZ. MY GRANDFATHER IS WELL KNOWN OVER THERE. AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE FROM THERE KNOW ME AS "LAHIJA DE LETICIA" OR "LA NIETA DE DON ALFREDO" I WISH THEY WOULD LEARN MY NAME LOL. WELL IF U WANNA KNOW MORE THEN JUST ASK.


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LOVE IS ALWAYS TOUGH BUT ONE DAY WE WILL ALL FIND OUR MISSING SOUL. AND WE WILL BE SO HAPPY. ONE DAY WE WILL HAVE OUR OWN FAMILY. NEVER LOOSE HOPE EVEN IF U FEEL LIKE UR GONNA DIE. ALWAYS LOOK WHAT U HAVE AROUND U. ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF WHAT U HAVE.,. U NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH ITS WORTH UNTILL YOU LOOSE IT.

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♥estoy tan cansada de estar aqui, suprimida por todos mis miedos infantiles. y si tienes ke irte, ya de una ves acabate de ir,porque tu presencia todavia rezaga aqui, y no me deja en paz.



estas herridas no se quieren curar,el dolor es tan verdadero,ahi mucho que el tiempo no puede borrar.


y cuando llorabas te limpiaba todas tus lagrimas, y cuando gritabas te audaba luchar contra tus miedos, y e detenido tus manos por todo este tiempo y todavia tienes.. todo mi corazon


e tratado de decir me mil veses ke ya no estas aqui,y aunque tu preciencia esta conmigo, e estado sola todo este tiempo!!♥



Nunca pense que algun dia tu me pagarias con una traicion
tu falso amor me dejo herido del corazon
con tus ardientes caricias
y tus besos brujos me hicistes sonar
y me dejastes recuerdos que nunca en la vida los eh de olvidar

juraste que me querias poniendo tu mano en el corazon
falsas promesas de amor
me llenaron de illusion
cuando mas seguro estava me distes en el alma el golpe traidor por lo que hicistes conmigo tendras tu castigo lo juro por dios

juraste que me querias poniendo tu mano en el corazon
por lo que hicistes conmigo tendras tu castigo lo juro por dios





♥Perdona si te estoy llamando en este momento Pero me hacia falta escuchar de nuevo Aunque sea un instante tu respiracion



Disculpa Se que estoy violando Nuestro juramento Se que estas con alguien, que no es el momento Pero hay algo urgente que decirte hoy



Estoy muriendo, muriendo por verte Agonizando muy lento y muy fuerte



Vida, devuelveme mis fantasias Mis ganas de vivir la vida Devuelveme el aire...



Carino mio, sin tii yo mo siento vacio Las tardes son un laborinto Y las noches me saben A puro dolor...






me estoy muriendo, mueriendo por verte.. ♥


♥me dices que ya
a llegado el final
que as dejado de amarme
y que no puedes quedarte ni un momento mas
y me duele saber que te voy a perder
porque yo si te amo y por lo que ahora veo nada puedo hacer

no te supe hacer feliz
es algo que me duele hasta el corazon
tu eres todo para mi
y ahora si te vas te llevas la illusion
la illusion, que solo contigo logro despertar te llevas mi vida amor si te vas

y me duele saber que te voy a perder
porque yo si te amo y por lo que ahora veo nada puedo hacer

no te supe hacer feliz es algo que me duele hasta el corazon
tu eres todo para mi
y ahora si te vas te llevas la illusion
la illusion, que solo contigo logro despertar te llevas mi vida amor si te vas

no te supe hacer feliz
es algo que me duele hasta el corazon
tu eres todo para mi
y ahora si te vas te llevas la illusion
la illusion, que solo contigo logro despertar te llevas mi vida amor si te vas

te llevas mi vida amor si te vas♥



hearts;Clavado en este rincon como tu clavastes a mi corazon estos tragos ke tomo yo son pura tristesa y son mi dolor
te fuistes y no se porque yo se ke me kerias y se ke me adorabas por si acaso kieres regresar te voy a esperar te voy a esperar!!!


tragos de amargo liqior ke no me acen olvidar y me siento como un covarde ke asta me pongo a llorar!♥


Es mejor que no te vallas
ya la lluvia esta cayendo
ven a ver por la ventana
ve que no te estoy mintiendo.

acurrucate en mis brazos
hasta que amanezca el dia
dejame comerte a besos
dejame sentirte mia.

una vez mas
haz a un lado ese miedo al que diran
pues maÑana sabe dios que pasara
si nos quedamos con ganas de amar.

una vez mas
hasta ver que ya llego el amanecer
embriagarnos hasta ya mas no poder
de este amor que nos quema la piel.
desabrochate el abrigo
ven recuestate a mi lado

deja libre tu cabello
por que quiero acariciarlo.
acurrucate en mis brazos
hasta que amanezca el dia
dejame comerte a besos
dejame sentirte mia.

una vez mas
haz a un lado ese miedo al que diran
pues maÑana sabe dios que pasara
si nos quedamos con ganas de amar.

una vez mas
hasta ver que ya llego el amanecer
embriagarnos hasta ya mas no poder
de este amor que nos quema la piel.♥





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Whats up sexy.. Just passing by to show u some LA love... Dont be a stranger... get at me..Chris...

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Posted by: mizzy_amber 2008-06-27
   
Hey there Pretty lady whats up….
Long time no talk…. What ur too cool and too busy to talk to the little people now??
Well unlike u im passing by showing you some love….ohh yeah one more thing don’t for get to support my website, www.livingdreamsclothing.com I finnaly made it… stay safe..luv. Chris

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You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u.
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This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back.
Forward this on and back. Thanks!


If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.

If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find se reni ty,
A place to be alone.

If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me.

I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.


This is a Hug Certificate!!

Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really t ic 'em off!



If you receive this back 2 times You're off to a good start,
Unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons - round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears - still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree - mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch - flexible but reliable. After his
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"A Christmas Tree?"
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Body: There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.
A few days later, he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head, and with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."

Now the man is really annoyed, since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads; "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candied apple!"
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"


The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."


So, the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"


The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."

Posted by: coldheartgraphix 2007-10-20
   
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
Posted by: coldheartgraphix 2007-10-17
   
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoom, so they go back to Fred's parents home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.


Posted by: coldheartgraphix 2007-10-17